Story
Not long after your father’s unexpected death it becomes apparent that he had become involved with a group of unsavory characters who have now turned their vengeful gaze on you. To keep yourself, your loved ones and Jenny safe you must unravel the conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the (local) government! And to stay sane you must figure out what it is about red shorts and bowl cut that make so many beautiful women want to get into your pants.
Main Story 01 
Today is the day you return to class after taking a one-month break following the unexpected loss of your father. It might be rough, having to get reacquainted with your friends and teachers while still in mourning, but there’s at least one thing to look forward to: as a result of a burst pipe, the locker rooms are apparently now co-ed!
- After choosing your name, watching the intro scene and the UI overview click on the door to exit your room.
- Head downstairs, then through the doorway on the right to enter the kitchen.
- Click on the map in the upper right corner of the screen to see the town map and go to Erik’s house (yellow w/ green roof). Click on Erik as he’s sitting on the walkway. (
Tammy)
- Use the town map to travel to the school. There, select any of the three options to Erik’s question to continue (“The bunny hole?” is the “correct” answer, but any of the three will progress the scene.)
- Enter the school, and once you have control again head up the stairs to the 2nd floor where you’ll have another brief conversation after which you should continue on to the 3rd floor and then through the door at the end of the hallway.
- Return to the first floor and click on your locker on the left side of the screen and then on the arrow in the upper right corner to exit the locker (you do not need to do anything inside your locker).
- Head down the left-hand hallway, then enter the boy’s locker room on the far right. ( Judith)
- Return to the main hall and then exit through the far doors out to the track field.
- Return to the locker room, then go back to the main hallway and enter the door on the far right side of the hallway (the one labeled ABC).
- Story routes unlocked: Jenny, Debbie, Diane, Ms. Bissette, Ms. Dewitt, Ms. Okita, Ms. Ross
Main Story 02 
The police stop by to give an update on the investigation into your father’s death. It appears that he had become involved in some shady financial dealings.
- Wait at least 2 days.
- Follow the prompts to the lobby.
Main Story 03 Another visitor stops by in regards to your father, but in this case it’s by a thug with a claim of money owed, and a warning regarding the consequences of not repaying it.
- Can only occur on a Friday.
- Follow the prompts to the kitchen, then out to the street.
- [Optional] Before advancing time you can go back into the kitchen and/or up to the 2nd floor landing for a couple of extra scenes.
Main Story 04 It’s been a stressful time for Debbie too; fortunately, Mrs. Johnson from next door is available to offer her some words of encouragement.
- Wait at least 1 day, and for Debbie to be in the lobby preparing to go shopping (digging through her purse).
- Exit (or enter) the house.
Main Story 05 
The thugs are back! And while they’re still just making threats for now, how much longer can it be until they actually follow through on them?
- Wait at least 2 days, and for both Debbie and Jenny to be available.
- Exit (or enter) the house.
- Wait at least one time tick before trying to reenter your house.
Main Story 06 Time’s up! The thugs are coming for their money, and while they’ll gladly take everything you have, obviously it won’t be enough. This being a video game, your only real hope is that you will be saved by a rotund, mustachioed Italian plumber pizza delivery guy…
- Wait at least 20 days.
- Spend at least 1 time tick away from your house, then enter it. (Lose up to $5000)
- If you have more than $5000 on you, you'll lose $5000. If you don't have more than $5000, you'll lose everything you have. Money kept in the bank is safe. (At least, that's what the bank claims.)
- Wait at least 1 day.
- Travel to the pizzeria and go inside. Select the "No" dialogue option. (Gain $200)
- Note:If you have already bought the bike you can say “Yes” in order to just continue on with the quest, or “No” to receive the $200 anyway. And then hope that the guy who saved your life by being so scary that the Russian mafia doesn’t want to cross him never finds out that you just conned him. Your call.
- Go to Consum-R in the mall and purchase the bike. (Lose $200)
- Return to Tony in the pizzeria and select the "Bike" dialogue option.
- Click on the pizza boxes on top of the counter to play the pizza delivery minigame.
- Follow the prompts to enter the pizzeria's kitchen, then talk to Maria.
- Job unlocked: Pizza delivery ($150)
- Note: This is currently a placeholder quest and will be further fleshed out in a future update.
- Wait at least 4 days.
- Complete the Pizza Delivery Minigame.
Main Story 09 It's time to take that hard earned cash and buy something stylish. Like a sports car! Or a big-ass truck! ...or a scooter.
- Wait at least 3 days.
- Enter the pizzeria and select either dialogue option.
- Story route unlocked: Josie
- Purchase a vehicle from the dealership.
- Note: You must complete Josie 01 in order to be able to purchase a vehicle. Payment for vehicles is taken from money in your bank account, not money on your person. If there is not enough money in your bank account, you will not be able to purchase the chosen vehicle. If you buy one of the cheaper vehicles, you will be able to trade it in for a discount on a more expensive vehicle in the future.
- "On a budget" (Scooter, lose $2975)
- "Gotta have four wheels" (Small car, lose $11,550)
- "Take my money!" (Sports car, lose $32,000)
- Return to the pizzeria, talk to Tony and select the "Vehicle" dialogue option.
- Job upgraded: Pizza delivery ($300)
The Main Story will return in a future update.
Requirements
Story
 | The main story starts after the prologue, on the second day. |
The Bad Guys
- Allow 2 days to pass.
- The police officer Harold is reassuring the landlady in the kitchen, and you get to know his partner, Yumi. Suspicion is growing thicker around your father’s death and the debt he incurred.
- Allow 2 days to pass.
- The breakfast is ruined by two Russian‐accented thugs at the front door. While Debbie’s making a statement in the kitchen, Jenny has her own opinion in the hallway.
- Allow 5 days to pass.
- No sooner have you crossed the home threshold than the intimidation resumes. The housemates aren’t much more confident.
Veni, Vidi, Tony
- This event is randomly triggered after an 11-day delay.
- It could have been just another day but Igor and Dimitri decided otherwise. Your rescue is due to Tony’s interposition. After recounting the incident to Debbie and Jenny, you find solace in your bed.
- Next day, the least you ought to do is thank Tony in his restaurant. A deliveryman’s position just opened up: with the bike purchased at Consum-R, distribute the pizza in the right order to be hired.
Racketeers only show up during the day
- From that point on, the mafia ambushes begin. As a consequence, it’s recommended that you regularly transfer the earnings to the bank account.
- This is the end of the Main story in the Preview version
The Scooter
- Succeed 3 pizza deliveries and allow 3 days to pass.
- Meet the voluptuous redhead named Tina in the pizzeria. Tony convinces you to shift up a gear. Saga Dealership has what you need, but the receptionist is uncooperative and the salesman despicable. Finally Josephine accepts if you fetch her precious cell phone. 4 points in dexterity let you improvise a diversion in Mr. Sato’s office. Josephine suggests the scooter for $1,100. Trot the motorcycle out to Tony, this is a good start!
The Italian Job
- Succeed 5 pizza deliveries and allow 4 days to pass.
- Next day, Maria introduces you to pizza making and demands 4 handmade dishes.
- Next day, Tony confides in you that making a child is not as easy as baking.
The Small Car
- Succeed 4 pizza deliveries.
- Tony insists you buy new wheels. Head to the car retailer where Josephine is having a falling out with her colleague about private pictures. Since you can’t change Kim’s mind, find the mechanic in the garage who asks you to retrieve a tool bag in exchange for the service.
- The next two steps are optional if they have already been done.
- First buy a swimsuit in the department store at the mall. Try entering the swimming pool stalls until Cassie expels you. Come back in the evening. A brief midnight swim and the ban is lifted!
- Next day, return to the public pool and fail to drown yourself so you gain access to the medic room.
- Grab the bag inside the fourth stall. At Saga Dealership, Jiang delivers the goods; but can you stay true to your word? That choice affects Mr. Sato’s daughter’s next reward. The small city car is yours for $4,500. Take it to Tony’s Pizza; here we go again for another round of deliveries, this time in a pink toy!
Don’t Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
- Succeed 8 pizza deliveries and allow 5 days to pass.
- Tina is at Tony’s Pizza, keeping up to date with the couple’s adoption. There’s a sack of flour waiting for your muscles (and 5 points in strength) in the storage room. The Russians arrive uninvited and are well‐received by Tony, Maria… and her shotgun. The situation is out of control.
Fast & Furious (The Sports Car)
- Succeed 7 pizza deliveries.
- Next day, go to the pizzeria. Deliveries pay off, so put that money into a better engine. Josephine, never short of mischief at the dealership, forces you to swipe a vest in the office. The assistant invents a new game to pass the time together.
- Next day, as you enter Saga Dealership, you come across some new Russian faces, including a rather cute one. Buy the sports car with a ridiculous name but an astronomical price, and let Tony admire it.
A Dish Best Served Hot
- Succeed 10 pizza deliveries and allow 4 days to pass.
- Tony tells you that a new order was made. Enter the apartment building, then go to the third floor, room 301. A scantily clad Tina drags you into a sex romp. What a stupefaction for Becca, her daughter! In case you bought the beach house, go to sleep in Debbie's house instead of the beach house.
Josie’s Hardwork
- Next day, in the morning, you have a phone call from Miss Sato. As soon as said, as soon as done; you’re in the showroom looking for the unwise one. You can’t help but notice the strange game between Mayor Rump and Kim, which continues into the garage. Report to Josephine in the office. Work gives way to pleasure, and you end up naked on her father’s desk.
What Happens in the Pizzeria Stays in the Pizzeria
- In the afternoon, go to the Italian restaurant. The place’s owner praises your efforts with the latest client.
- Next day, in the morning, the pizza guy is willing to share information with a sine qua non condition: make his wife pregnant! Wait for Tony to put a little romance, then enter the storage room in the evening.
- Save here for the branching.
- With or without her husband’s support, Maria devotes herself unreservedly for the good cause.
- Have sex with Maria and make her pregnant.
The Hideout
- Allow 1 week to pass.
- Tony proclaims the good news by an early morning call: they will have a baby! Join them in the restaurant. With both the address of the Russian hideout and the binoculars from the treehouse now in your possession, you take the initiative and approach the warehouse in the evening. Posted in a bush, you barely recon the dreaded place before a crack breaks the silence and leaves you unconscious.
- The main story continues with Main story: Part 2.
Optional scenes
Mise en Bouche
- All it takes is to become a true pizza maker for Maria to show that her kneading skills apply to various things.
Kiss the Chef
- Visit Maria in the afternoon and discover that sex is also on the menu; a specialty that goes perfectly with pregnancy.
Dealing in Fun
- After a memorable coitus interruptus, Josie is willing to do it again in all the dealership’s rooms.
Never Missed a Stream!
- Proposition Josie in the breakroom while she's watching her favorite streamer.
Office Tryst
- Head to the bank and speak with Tina in her office. There you can enjoy some one on one time with her or schedule a meeting at her home later.
Pregnancies
- For more information about the feature, see Pregnancy.
Maria
- Making Maria pregnant is a prerequisite in order to complete the main story.
Sex with Maria provides the option of making her pregnant. One week later, receive a phone call and visit the restaurant for the announcement. A new message ends the fifth week and notifies she’s in labor; read it and meet them at the hospital. It takes another two weeks until the newborn is sent to daycare and you can resume normal activities with Maria.
Josephine
Sex with Josephine provides the option of making her pregnant. One week later, receive a phone call and visit the car dealership for the announcement. A new message ends the fifth week and notifies she’s in labor; read it and meet her at the hospital. It takes another two weeks until the newborn is sent to daycare and you can resume normal activities with Josephine.
